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Boy: (calls 911)
Officer: hello, 911

Boy: Help me! 2 girls are fighting over me at the mall
Officer: Why is that a problem?

Boy: Because the ugly ones winning.

  

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365 faves · 7 comments · Dec 24, 2011 7:41pm

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_xsoccergurliex_ · 1 decade ago
#dying<3
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kayleesurace13 · 1 decade ago
EMILY.. LMFAO YOU GOT 307 FAVES.

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megan14amy · 1 decade ago
ahahahaha ShootForTheStarsxo, legend! x
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theunicorn · 1 decade ago
lmfao, this is terrible:D bahaha i love it
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tengirlbaby · 1 decade ago
what? shootforthestarsxo?
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dontforgetxx1513 · 1 decade ago
NOBODY IS UGLY...-.-
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alboqueen14 · 1 decade ago
l0l
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