Texting with my best friend;

Me: Go make me a sammich!!!:D

Daisy: Uh you’re a woman go make it yourself!>:D

Me: Ehh but I’m lazy!D:

Daisy: Correction, you’re a woman with hands and legs and no mental illness go do it yourself! Saying your lazy is just an excuse for your laziness!!!

Me: :c Okay then I’m sorry u.u

Daisy: I was joking don’t cry! *makes an awesome samich* here:D

Me: Ahhh! Thanks Matt! I love you dude:D –cuts samich in half- SHARING TIME!!!

**I call her Matt and I’m Ted because we’re brothers[we’re just weird like that♥]