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Top 5 lies guys tell:
1. My dick is big
2. I'm single
3. I won't tell anyone
4. I'll never cheat on you
5. I love you

Top 5 lies girls tell:
1. I'm single
2. I don't suck dick
3. I'm not like every other girl
4. I'm on my period
5. I'm not mad

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Top 5 lies guys tell: 1. My dick is big 2. I'm single 3.

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