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You sit on your towel after a shwer beacuse you're too lzay to get dressed.
You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pul into your driveway.
You feel like if you turn the ighta on you will be safe from anything. 
You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
 You text the person next to you things you can't say out loud.
You hate when people in front of you walk really slowly and you cant get past them.
You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
You us the"sup"head nod.
You just did the nod after you read it.
You hate when people you are mad at make you laugh.
You check the fridge every 10 seconds to see if food magically appeared.

 
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