Daughter: mom?
Mom:yes dear?
Daughter: what are my
alergies?
Mom: nothing. your not alergic to
anything.
Daughter: Thats a DOWNRIGHT
LIE!
Mom: why what is it did you have an
alergic reaction at school today!?!
Daughter:who told you i was alergic to
nothing?
Mom: why the doctor when we tested
you. sweetheart what's wrong?
Daughter:well mom...i think my doctor
might have missed one alergy.
Mom:what one!
Daughter:well i recently just found
out that i'm alergic to...
Mom: what?!
Daughter: i'm alergic to boys
mom.
Mom: thats not true! what makes you
think so?
Daughter: well i've been crying a
lot latley when i'm near a boy, my eyes have been watering up
everyday when i see a boy, and well i get so sick and so many
stomaches when i think about a boy.
Mom: that's what you
think?
Daughter: yes mom i'll never be
able to get married without crying all the time.
Mom: when did this all
start?
Daughter: the day he broke my heart
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when i thought eveyrthing was perfect
and appearently I messed everything up.
Daughter: mom? Mom:yes dear? Daughter: what are my alergies?
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