Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is
looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit
is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during
training camp.
3. The stripes on the
zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper
always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the
lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion
King.
6. The alligator in
the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of
Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50
cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to
you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide
too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of
sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear
to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo
Dogs!
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is
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