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I went on a date with my crush while playing pokemon because I am going crazy

(>>Pick the month you were born in<<)
January-- I hardcore bangged...
February-- I ferociously madeout with...
March-- I bear-hugged...
April-- I epically failed with...
May-- I went skinny dipping with...
June-- I sang with...
July-- I made beautiful babies with...
August-- I shot...
September-- I went on a date with...
October-- I wrestled naked with...
November-- I played barbies with...
December-- I sexted...

(>>Pick the day you were born<<)
1-- A bowl of cereal...
2-- Justin Bieber...
3-- My crush...
4-- A yellow telletubbie...
5-- My ex...
6-- Barney...
7-- My dog...
8-- My can of soda...
9-- Taylor Lautner...
10-- The hottest guy in school...
11-- The quarterback...
12-- Spongebob Squarepants...
13-- My next door neighbor...
14-- The whole football team...
15--The nerd in the corner...
16-- Elmo...
17-- A robot...
18-- My imaginary friend...
19-- A mexican...
20-- The hottest wrestler in school...
21-- The cookie monster...
22-- All my brothers hot friends...
23-- Michael Jackson...
24-- My bestfriends boyfriend...
25-- My bestfriends brother...
26-- A hottie from another school...
27-- Patrick Star...
28-- Daniel Tosh (Tosh.0)...
29-- A tree...
30-- A lawn mower...
31-- My cell phone...
32 (Leap year:)-- An ice cube...

(>>What time it is right now (am/pm)<<)
1:00-- On a Sunday...
2:00-- In the pouring rain...
3:00-- Inside a whales tummy...
4:00-- In the ocean...
5:00--While watching tv...
6:00-- While playing Pokemon
7:00-- On a super hot summer day...
8:00-- While texting...
9:00-- On top of Mount Rushmore...
10:00-- At the bottom of the lake...
11:00-- In the White House...
12:00--While taking a bath...

(>>Color/Kind of Shirt<<)
Red-- Because I'm awesome.
Orange-- Because of you.
Yellow-- Because I'm a psycho-maniac.
Green-- Because I'm too cool for the world.
Blue-- Because I'm hungry.
Purple-- Because.. Just because!
Pink--Because I'm a girl.
Teal-- Because the voices say so.

Gray-- Because I feel/felt like it.
Black-- Because I'm a @#!*% (Not really).
White-- Because I'm going crazy!
Brown-- For money.
Stripes-- Because I don't want to look fat.
Polka Dots-- Because I'm fiesty.

Sweatshirt-- Because I was cold.
Tee-- Becasue I'm a fearless @#!*%
Hollister-- Just because I felt like it.
Aeropostale-- Because my mom told me to.
Other-- For a pay raise. 

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The Truth Everytime(: I went on a date with my crush while playing

2 faves · 3 comments · Nov 7, 2011 5:44pm

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oxoliviaxo · 1 decade ago
i sexted the quator back at 11 in the white house because is was hungry ahhaha
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hitherehowru · 1 decade ago
i went skinny dipping with a robot in the ocean because im a @#$%
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SamanthaRenee · 1 decade ago
I ferociously madeout with daniel tosh because my mom told me too :/
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