The following places are not
appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where
there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a
wooden stool. Places where there are no
parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
Places where there is darkness. Places where
there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient
temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts,
tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a
sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her
throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual
theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay.
Old folks homes are better.
-10 rules
for dating my Teenage Daughter
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
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Dec 25, 2008 10:48am
