Disney taught me a lot of
things....
Sing about everything going on around you.
Don't trust step-mothers of any kind
Dream about having feet, then realize you already have them
Then feel bad you're not a mermaid
Be friends with animals
Then make them become your servants
Don't eat the freakin apple
Become friends with lions and ask to join their pride
Then last but not least
Don't ever, ever
ever, ever
ever
Lose your shoe.
