Girl:
I'm having heart
surgery today.
Boy:
I
know.
Girl:
I love
you!
Boy:
I love you more, much
more!
After
surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her
bed.
Girl: Where is
he?
Father:
You don't know who gave you the
heart?
Girl:
What?
(She
starts crying)
Father:
I'm just kidding, he
went to the toilet
