21 things to do in walmart!!
1. Get
24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set
all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows
from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror,
and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission
Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and
then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle
shouting, "Pikachu I choose you!"
17. When someone looks at you, stare at them & after a
minute, smile.
18. Look up at the ceiling and see how many people look up
[optional: laugh at them after]
19. Superglue a penny to the concrete in the parking lot &
see how many people try to pick it up.
20. Get 2 pigs (weird i know) and paint 'pig 1' one the
first pig and 'pig 3' on the second pig. See how long it
takes them to find 'pig 2'
21. get condoms and say"can i put these on layaway till im
16?"
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fluffybuncheer · 1 decade ago
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aww thanks gabby