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guy: do u want a drink?
girl: no, alcohol is bad for my legs
guy: do they swell?
 girl: no, they spread

 
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guy: do u want a drink? girl: no, alcohol is bad for my legs

517 faves · 3 comments · Oct 3, 2011 10:34pm

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arbyjulianna · 1 decade ago
I think I get this!

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munrochambersgf · 1 decade ago
what?
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peaceluvgrace123 · 1 decade ago
damnlol much?
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