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BIRTHDAY MONTH
January - I kissed
February- I hugged
March- I slapped
April- I f*cked
May- I touched 'whos'
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June- I danced with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I'm best friends with
October- I touched 'whos' hair
November- I married
December- I partied with


HAIR COLOR
Blonde- Harry Styles
Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Chris Brown
Black- Joe Jonas
Other- Bruno Mars


SHIRT COLOR

Pink - On a Monday
Blue- On a Tuesday
White- On a Wednesday
Green- On a Thursday
Red- On a Friday
Black- On a Saturday
Other- On a Sunday






FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- Because I love pudding
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because my mom told me to
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I- And I enjoyed it
J- And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny
L- Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool
ididitcauseitwas
FUNNY:)
I showered with Justin Bieber on a Wednesday because I love his hair.  (;
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MAKE YOUR OWN SENTENCE! BIRTHDAY MONTH January - I kissed February-

1 faves · 2 comments · Sep 5, 2011 9:57pm

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Riss86 · 1 decade ago
I married Justin Beiber on a wednesday, because I love his hair! :D
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luvable_weird · 1 decade ago
I hugged Justin Bieber on a Saturday and then I killed him. lol
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