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BIRTHDAY MONTH
January - I kissed
February- I hugged
March- I slapped
April- I f*cked
May- I touched 'whos' as
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June- I danced with
July- I showered with
August- I sang with
September- I'm best friends with
October- I touched 'whos' hair
November- I married
December- I partied with


HAIR COLOR
Blonde- Harry Styles
Dark Brown- Justin Bieber
Redhead/Ginger - Drake
Light Brown- Chris Brown
Black- Joe Jonas
Other- Bruno Mars


SHIRT COLOR

Pink - On a Monday
Blue- On a Tuesday
White- On a Wednesday
Green- On a Thursday
Red- On a Friday
Black- On a Saturday
Other- On a Sunday






FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A- Because I was drunk
B- Because I love pudding
C- Because he's worth it
D- And then I made-out with him
E- Because my mom told me to
F- Because he wrote me a song
G- Because he asked me to
H- Because he sang to me
I-   And I enjoyed it
J-  And then I killed him
K- Because it was my destiny  
L-  Because I said so
M- Because I love his hair
N- Because I love his personality
O- Because I'm cool
P- Because it was my homework
Q- And then I ate a toothbrush
R- Jk I didn't
S- Because we're in love
T- Because his mother told us to
U- Because he likes me
V- And then we ate oreos
W- And then we ate carrots
X- Because I'm a stalker
Y- Because I wanted to
Z- And then we went to the pool


 
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I got... I danced with Justin Bieber on a Wednesday because i was drunk.
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ElleRain10 · 1 decade ago
I partied with Justin bieber because he sang to me.
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fizzyglowingrock13 · 1 decade ago
I sang with Chris Brown on a Wednesday and then I made out with him:D he is pretty fine 2!:)))
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Stargax · 1 decade ago
I showered with Joe Jonason a friday becuase his mum asked us to... :|
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dancelove6 · 1 decade ago
I danced with Justin Beieber on a Monday and then I killed him(:
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gilliaanx · 1 decade ago
I danced with Harry Styles on a Sunday because he asked me to! YAY!
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
i just married justin beiber on a tuesday then we went in a pool
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Belieberr01 · 1 decade ago
I Joe Jonas on a Friday because his mother told us to. o. O xDD
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iamsuperman · 1 decade ago
I partied with Justin Bieber on a Tuesday because he's worth it.


Dafuq.
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youcompleteme · 1 decade ago
I touched Chris Brown's on a friday, because we're in love.
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celtics7438 · 1 decade ago
i justin bieber on a sunday...jk i didn't
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ohsnapitslexa · 1 decade ago
i showered with justin bieber on a wednesday because i was drunk....lol
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Lavindyer · 1 decade ago
I touch Justin Bieber's a** on Saturday because I was drunk. :P Eww....I need to stop drinking... LOL XD jk
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stephieegiirl · 1 decade ago
i kissed Justin Bieber on a wednesday because we're in love <3
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Shawty123 · 1 decade ago
I married Drake, on a Wednesday because I live his hair.
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Curd · 1 decade ago
I slapped chris brown on a thursday because I love his hair.
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RawrCookiesRawr · 1 decade ago
I hugged Justin Bieber on a Tuesday because I was drunk. Man why'd it have to be Justin Bieber? :P
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00cookiemonster00 · 1 decade ago
I'm best friends with Justin Bieber on a Sunday and then i killed him!! LOL
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Jandrews · 1 decade ago
i kissed chris brown on a saturday then i killed him

LOL
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loveforever101 · 1 decade ago
i danced with justin bieber on a sunday cause hes worth it
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cheerpeaceswift13 · 1 decade ago
I f*cked Justin Bieber on a tuesday because I was drunk :)
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