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Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me: I was going to the store for Oreos!
Cop: Double stuffed?
Me:Yes, of course!
Cop: Have a nice day.(:

 

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Cop: Why were you speeding? Me: I was going to the store for

1188 faves · Sep 3, 2011 11:27pm

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