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5 PEARLS OF WISDOM!

1. Money can't buy happiness, yet some how
it is more comfortable to cry in a Porsche then a Bike

2. Forgive an Enemy, but remember that F*ckers Name!

3. Help a man when he is in trouble,
he will remember you when he is again.

4. Many people are alive, Only because its illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but neither does milk.

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5 PEARLS OF WISDOM! 1. Money can't buy happiness, yet some

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