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Blonde Joke #1

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb." 

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. 
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?" 
The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." 

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?" 
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance." 

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?" 
The blonde replied: "Two?"

“Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

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Blonde Joke #1 One day a big group of blondes met in New York

2 faves · 3 comments · Aug 22, 2011 2:35pm

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xoavaox3 · 1 decade ago
its like the crowd of blondes don't get that she got the answer right
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OmgoshImJustBored · 1 decade ago
I REALLY dont get it.............. can someone explain this to me? im a brunette btw lol.
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migachow34 · 1 decade ago
No offense...I didn't get it. Im a blond but i think its funny (no hate!)
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