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Have a history teacher try to explain this to you. Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy both have seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the white house. Both presidents were shot on a friday. Both presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Can you guess yet? Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assisnated by Southerners, both were succeeded by Southerners, Both successors were named Johnson. Lincoln's successor was born in 1808. Kennedy's successor was born in 1908. Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839, While Kennedy's was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by three names. Both names are composed of 15 letters. It gets better; Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy; Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'. Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. & here's the best part: A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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Creepy? Have a history teacher try to explain this to you. Abraham

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