Forget Turtles,

I love broccoli, just sat there all like
'Hey, I'm broccoli, I'm going to sit here and
pretend to be a miniature tree.
I know my colors aren't quite right for a tree,
but I don't mind, because I'm easy-going.
Doesn't matter if you don't want to eat me,
its all cool,
I'm not that nice anyway.
and I'm content practicing my tree position.