cool story bro.

fascinating discourse chum.

riveting fable comrade.

intriguing anecdote brethren.

perpetuating argument colleague.

sweet saga yo. 

waste of time jerk. 

spellbinding reiteration there my chumly companion.

phantasmagorical novelization oh great one.

interesting intellect inbecile.

trepidating boar fetus.

ballin' gossip dawg.  
 

-nmq