TODAY,
i was walking around with my guy friend.
we passed a house
where a little kid was looking at me through binoculars 
His mom saw and scolded him, saying: "Stop staring, it's rude,"
then smiled apologetically at me.
The kid started pouting, stomped his foot, pointed at me and said,
"but I can't, she's too pretty!"
I was in sweatpants and an old t shirt.
I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE MORE.