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Hi, I'm a guy.
I'll clean the house for you, plus do work, tell you how beautiful you are every second of the day. I'll make you a sandwich, and buy us a huge mansion on the beach. I'll do all the man work, and the so called woman's work, while you lounge around on the couch, watching TV. No girls, that's not how it works. Us guys, we're not perfect, and think about it: Do you even want a perfect guy? Personally, I want a relationship like Noah and Allie's. You know? Like where we can be best friends and stuff? I want that. I don't want perfection. At all. Because flaws make us beautiful, it makes us human. Moral of it all, don't expect us to be Ken, if you're not Barbie.

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Hi, I'm a guy. I'll clean the house for you, plus do

6 faves · Jul 27, 2011 3:41pm

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