LONG BUT REALLY WORTH READING!!
So
there's 3 guys stranded on an island by cannibals...
The cannibals send them on a quest to bring 9 pieces of fruit and
not to return until they have fruit.
The first guy brings back 9 apples and the cannibals tell him to
shove them up his butt.
In the process of doing this, the man starts to cry.
The cannibals tell him to stop crying or they will kill him
The man doesn't stop crying so he ends up dead.
The second man comes back with 9 grapes.
The cannibals tell him to shove them up his butt.
The man does so and in the process laughs.
The cannibals tell him to stop or they will kill him.
The man continues to laugh and ends up dead
While in Heaven, the two men run into each other.
The first man asks, "Why didn't you stop
laughing?"
And the second man replies, "The third guy came back with
pineapples."
LONG BUT REALLY WORTH READING!! So there's 3 guys stranded
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Jul 23, 2011 9:40pm
