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T h e  P e r f e c t  W o r l d :

Girl: "Mom, I'm going out with Devin."
Mom: "Oh, sweethart! How wonderful!"


R e a l i t y :

Girl: "Mom, I'm going out with Devin."
Mom: "That little street rat?!? Wait until your father hears! To your room!"

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T h e P e r f e c t W o r l d : Girl: "Mom, I'm going

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