when people ask me

"Who do you like?"

I respond:

"He calls me beautiful

instead of hot.

He's super funny

and has an amazing

sense of humor.

He's so sweet.

He said that if my ex

ever hurt me, he'd

steal his dad's
 
mustang, and drive

20 hours 

 to pulverize him 

just for me."

They ask:

"Why would he have to drive 20 hours?"

I respond:

"because he lives 20 hours away...

in Florida. -_-" 


FML