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 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

 

 Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde:

Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

 

  A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut

9 faves · 3 comments · Jul 9, 2011 6:09pm

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allynicole · 1 decade ago
i get straitght As cause well Im kinda smart and at my school we dont do that much work...♥
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Snookers · 1 decade ago
lol same but i get straight Bs and one C i am smart! compared to what i did 1st semester
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allynicole · 1 decade ago
The wierd thing is i find these jokes funny yet i am a blonde my self! ♥
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