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"my first kiss,

was the most disgusting thing in my life.
the girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when i walked away
i had to spit it all out."

- leonardo dicaprio, i love you.

 

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"my first kiss, was the most disgusting thing in my life.

58 faves · Jul 7, 2011 4:15pm

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