long but worth the
read.
Cynthia's Night
Out
Cynthia was sweet sixteen and
naive And was going out on her first date But mummy had some
rules to impart In the event that they may conjugate
Cynthia asked “what if on the way home He stops his car in
a dark lonely wood” “That’s ok mummy
won’t worry about that” Mummy replied
“that’s ok if he should”
Cynthia asked, “what if while were parked He puts his arm
around me and kisses me” “That’s ok mummy
won’t worry about that” Mummy replied
“that’s alright you’ll see”
Cynthia asked, “what if while were parked He goes inside my
blouse and undoes my bra” “That’s ok mummy
won’t worry about that” Mummy replied “its ok
if he goes that far”
Cynthia asked, “what if while were parked He puts his hand
in my pants and touches me” “That’s ok mummy
won’t worry about that” Mummy replied
“that’s alright you’ll see”
Cynthia asked, “what if while were parked He lays me down
and gets on top of me” “Cynthia that’s not ok
you mustn’t do that” Mummy said, “because mummy
would worry”
That night after Cynthia returned home She was very excited after
she had dated And mummy wanted to know everything In the event
that they may have conjugated
Cynthia said, “as we were on the way home He stopped his
car in a dark lonely wood I thought mummy won’t worry about
this Mummy said it was alright if he should”
Cynthia said “well mummy while were parked He put his arm
around me and kissed me I thought mummy won’t worry about
this Mummy said it was alright and I would see”
Cynthia said “well mummy while were parked He went inside
my blouse and undid my bra I thought mummy won’t worry
about this Mummy said it was alright if he went that
far”
Cynthia said “well mummy while were parked He put his hand
in my pants and touched me I thought mummy won’t worry
about this Mummy said it was alright and I would see”
Cynthia said “well mummy while were parked He lay me down
and to get on top of me I thought that’s not ok I
mustn’t do that Because mummy said she would worry”
“That’s a very good girl Cynthia well done I’m
very proud that you listened to me Now tell me what happened next
my dear”
“I got on top of him and let his mummy worry”
*not mine but i thought it was
hilarious*
