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AND DON'T WE ALL...
-wish we had the body or hair of “that girl”

-say “ew” when someone mentions an old boyfriend that didn’t last
-finish eating the candy bar even if we feel like we’re about to fold over and puke
-scream at the characters in those horror movies that always make the stupidest of decisions
-sit around in a towel for a half hour after you get out of the shower
-freak out and casually fix your hair when you see a hot guy
-do “truth is” on facebook because you’re bored but really you just want to see how many popular people at your school will actually like it
-then freak out when you have to do that popular person’s “truth is”
-pass the front doors of the school during passing period and wonder “would I get caught if I just walked out those doors right now?”
-has tried to keep a diary but it never lasts
-have tried to write a book but stopped at like the second chapter
-act like we hate our parents but wonder what we would do without them
-have always thought “I look old enough, I could get into a club.” But really we would be kicked out before we could even find a spot to dance
-has once had an imaginary boyfriend that we think would be crazy if he was actually real
-are so glad we found witty profiles
-and don’t know what we would do with out it :)
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AND DON'T WE ALL... -wish we had the body or hair of “that

10 faves · 1 comments · Jul 2, 2011 10:24pm

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lilpill92 · 1 decade ago
All of those <3

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