Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes #4♥
[Roderick is sleeping on the couch]
Greg: It's unbelievable! Even at school, Roderick is ruining my life!
Rowley: SHH! HE MIGHT HEAR YOU!
Greg: Nah, watch..
*Greg bangs a drum in Rodericks face and Roderick doesn't move*
Rowley: Holy cow!
Greg: He once slept through an entire day! 
Guy on TV: Do you have an amazing talent you'd like to share?
*Roderick suddenly jumps up, wide-eyed, staring at the TV*
TV Guy: Today, Plainview City Council announced a brand-new
local contest: Plainview's Most Talented.
Rowley: Hey Greg! Maybe we should...
Roderick: CAN IT, CHUNKY CHEESE!