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&& Im the kind of girl
who can sit through any horror movie
but screams when the waffle pops
out of the toaster.
who spends hours trying to lick her elbow
finding out afterwards it is impossible
who has to have someone repeat the
joke twice and still not get it.
who plays rockstar in her room for hours
singing into my hair brush, and wearing
huge sunglasses.
who has the kind of friends that if my house
was burning down, they'd be right there with
me making s'mores and hitting on all the                                      
hott firemen
who can be amused for hours with
a slippin slide a floatie duck.
who turns off the light in the basement
then runs up the stairs as fast as
i can.
think about this some more
your not the only retart in the world.


Alex P<3
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