Please
help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job
than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my
only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only
cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my
drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love
with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic,
gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone.
My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only
talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it
all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.
