In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
 

On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap - Directions: Use like regular soap
(...and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: defrost
(But it's 'just' a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (printed on bottom) - Do not turn upside down 
(well... a bite late, huh?)

On Marks&Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for Rowena iron - Do not iron clothes on body
(But wouldn't this save more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine - Do not drive car or operate machinery after taking this medication
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness
(and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only
(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese Food Processor - Not to be used for other use
(Now, somebody out there, help me with this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts - Warning: contains nuts
(Talk about a newsflash)

On American Airline's packet of nuts - Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: Maybe.. oh, fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume - Wearing of the garment does not enable you to fly
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
(Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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-not mine.