Nine
Things I
Hate
About
Everyone
1.) People point at their wrists
and ask for the time. I know where my watch is, pal, where's
yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the
bathroom is?
2.) People who are willing to get up and search
the entire room for the TV remote instead of
getting up and changing the channel manually.
3.) When people say, 'You just have to have
your cake and eat it too!' Right, what good is
cake if you can't eat it.
4.) When people say, 'It's the last place you
look.' Of course it is. Why would you keep looking if
you found it? Do people do this? Who and where
are they?
5.) When people
say while watching a film, 'Didja see that?' No, idiot, I paid $18 to come
to the cinema to watch the
floor.
6.) People who ask, 'Can I ask you
something?' Didn't really gimme a choice, there,
didja sunshine?
7.) When
something is 'new and improved'. Which
is it? If it's new, there's been nothing
like it. If it's improved, there must've been something
before it.
8.) When people say, 'Life is short." Life is
the longest thing anyone ever does!
What can you do that lasts longer?
9.) When you're waiting for the bus and
someone asks, 'Did the bus come yet?' If
it had, would I stil be standing
here?
