2 0 t h i n g s g u y s s h o u l d n ' t e v e r d o t o g i r l s .


 

1. Make fun of her hair, face, body or clothes. Seriously, don't.


2. Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke, it's another to speak sarcasm as a second

language.


3. Flirt with other girls. it doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.


4. Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.


5. Make promises they can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it.


6. Say "I love you" when they don't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gained 300 pounds,

would you still love her? That's what I thought.


7. Lie. You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with

a girl. It will not work.


8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth.

Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.


9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.


10. Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice. We don't want to

hear it.


11. Talk about their exes. If you're saying nice stuff, we'll assume you still like them. If

you say sh●t, we'll assume you'll do the same about us.


12. Say sh●t behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, she will

hear about it.


13. Be a dick to her in front of their friends. They might think it's funny, but she will

definitely not.


14. Try to make it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble. It will

make things much, much worse.


15. Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologise. Do not say you didn't

do anything wrong. if she's mad, you obviously did something.


16. Joke about wanting to break up. It won't be taken as a joke, and you will be single

before you could tell her you were joking.


17. Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the

she-beast from hell.


18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your girlfriend. No matter how

much she trusts you, she will be worried.


19. Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.


20. Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up and end up

regretting it.





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