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Daughter: mommy i got 5$!
Mother: well how did you get that?
Daughter: Tommy said if i show him how i do my cartwheels while he sits up in the tree-house, he'll give me 5$!
Mother: Honey, thats only because he wants to see your underwear. Don't take money from him anymore.

*Next day*

Daughter: Mommy i got 10$ from Tommy!
Mother: honey i told you not to take money from him anymore. Remember?
Daughter: but mommy, i tricked tommy this time. I'm not wearing any underwear!

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Daughter: mommy i got 5$! Mother: well how did you get that?

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