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Dear Katy Perry,

Last night I dreamt I was riding on a unicorn through Narnia in search of the ultimate cheese puffs. Then my friend's brother showed up and we did the YMCA. After that I woke up.

Sincerely, Real Teenage Dream.
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Dear Katy Perry, Last night I dreamt I was riding on a unicorn

12 faves · May 5, 2011 7:59pm