I came on witty because my girlfriend Maria told me about it. She said there were some really funny quotes, some really sad quotes, and some really inspiring quotes. When I came on I realized that most people on this site were girls, and I understand why you are all mad that a bunch of guys come on and invade witty. But Wittyprofiles has really taught me how girls think and what girls like. Now I really know how to treat a girl and what they like. I know some of  you hate me and hate all boys on witty and think I am a total fake but I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for helping me in my mission to be the most perfect boyfriend that I can. You girls have some really deep feelings and I never realized how much you can be hiding behind a smile. The most important thing I learned from witty is if my girlfriend says "I'm fine" I have to look her in the eyes and say
"No you're not. Tell me the truth"
So thank you witty girls, and I apologize for intruding on your all-girls website
Hey at least I'm not James Brass :)