Lame Pick-up Lines ♥

1. Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over you.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
4. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
7. Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!
8. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
9. By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
10. Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?