my brother told me a story the other day.
Their ELA class had to partner up with
the person sitting next to them.
There was one kid, who jokingly said
"I don't want to be partners with Matt!
I'd rather be partners with a rock!'
So, Matt walks out of the room, and
the class see him outside walking around.
No one knew what on earth he was doing.
He comes back in a few minutes
later with a rock in his hand.
He puts the rock on his desk, says
"Ms. Santora, my replacement is here!"
and walked out of the room.

this kid is my new idol.