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 BACON IS BACON; EGGS ARE EGGS
don't let a guy between your legs.
THEY SAY YOU'RE HOT; THEY
SAY YOU'RE FINE
but nine months later they say: "NOT MINE!"
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BACON IS BACON; EGGS ARE EGGS don't let a guy between your

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