NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Harry Potter FANS: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
Harry Potter FANS: say Merlin’s Pants!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
Harry Potter FANS: say shut up or I’ll avada kedavra your butt!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts.
Harry Potter FANS: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad.
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
Harry Potter FANS: Pick up a stick and attempt to fight back.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.
Harry Potter FANS: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t run into walls.
Harry Potter FANS: Platform 9 3/4, here we come!