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<span style="color: rgb(255,0,204)"><span
style="font-size: 72px">3 men were
drunk</span></span><br /> <span
style="color: rgb(255,0,102)">they stopped a taxi,
the taxi driver figured </span><span style="color:
rgb(255,0,51)">they were drunk, he just switched the
</span><span style="color:
rgb(255,0,0)">engine on and off and told
them</span><br /> <span style="color:
rgb(255,51,0)">"We've Arrived." The first
guy game him </span><span style="color:
rgb(255,102,0)">money, the 2nd guy said thanks
</span><br /> <span style="color:
rgb(255,153,0)">And then the 3rd guy slapped him,
</span><br /> <span style="color:
rgb(255,204,0)">The taxi driver was stunned because
</span><br /> <span style="color:
#00ff33">he thought they all wouldnt realized
</span><br /> <span style="color:
#00ff99">that he didn't move an
inch.</span><br /> <span style="color:
#0099cc">So he asked "What was that
for?"</span><br /> <span style="color:
#00ccff">The 3rd guy replied..</span><br />
<br /> <br /> <font
color="#000066">"Control your speed, you almost
killed us."</font><br /> <br /> <br
/> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span
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You. Sitting There.Reading
This.
Yeah.
You,
You're
Beautiful
♥
sorry if its already on here-
no jocking intended.