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A girl walked up to a guy.

Girl; Do you love me?
Boy; No.
Girl; Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy; No.
Girl; Would you cry if I left?
Boy; No.
The girl started to cry and walk away.
The boy then grabbed her by the arm and pulled her back.
Boy; I don't love you. I hate you with a deep burning passion. I don't think you're pretty, I think you're butt ugly. And I wouldn't cry if you left. I would throw a party.

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