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I knew a girl.
She called me to get my phone number. She missed Bus 44 so took Bus 22 two times. She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. She tried to drown a fish! She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice container because it said "Concentrate." But then she died, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yeah, she was blonde.
 
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I knew a girl. She called me to get my phone number. She missed

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