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February 14th
Girl: Happy Valentine's Day!
Boy: You too... :)
*Girl passes him a big box of chocolate*
*Boy passes her a tiny box*
*Girl looks disappointed*
Boy: Now, before you open this, I want you to know, that I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
Girl: (Shocked) *opens box* -Gasps-
Boy: Because I want to be your husband

Fave if you know what's in the box ;*

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