Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship
with a dirty homeless man named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone
with seven men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood
was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger
kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and
snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us, we
were taught to rebel at a young age.
Love, Your
daughters
