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Dear Stephen,

I'm Hungover after listening to your Blah Blah Blah when at a Party at a Rich Dude's House. Tik Tok goes the clock as i Take it Off and Grow a Pear. We R Who We R so don't judge me. Boots and Boys is all I need and you're not one of them. I admit I'm a Cannibal and Sleazy, when it comes to Boys. I'm Dancing with Tears in my eyes as I Blow on a Dinosaur. I'm an Animal when it comes to Boy Like You. You are such a Backstabber. Kiss N Tell this!

C U Next Tuesday, Ke$ha

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