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SO, i was on the phone with my friend. 
and i was sitting on my bed, being all 
casual and such. then my mom shouts 
up, STOP JUMPING OR DOING WHAT
EVER YOU'RE DOING. and I'm like uh
kay mom, I'll stop... breathing...?    
<3 



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SO, i was on the phone with my friend. and i was sitting on

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