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A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".
"Oh dear, what's the bads news?" Asks the patient.
The doctor replies, "You have only 24 hours to live".
"Thats terrible" said the patient. "How can the news possibly by worse?"
The doctor replies, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday".





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A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse

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